Techno Patriot

Techno Patriot is a blatant rip-off of both Captain America and Iron Man all at once. He was a cyborg super soldier created by a clandestine military project in the 1950s. Hidden by a cave in after the base was attacked, he remained in cryogenic suspension until an environmental assessment was carried out in the area, and after the base was mistaken for a buried temple, he was unearthed and reactivated.

Unfortunately for him, his 1950's technology is now horribly outdated and nobody knows how to reprogram the archaic computer code that drives his cybernetics, as a result his mechanical parts malfunction quite often, to the point that he really can't do much but sit around and watch reruns of Barney Miller. He is, however, a great guy to have a beer with because he's sardonic and knows all kinds of interesting stats about the New York Yankees from 70 years ago.