Black Ops

A trained mischief-maker, no one knows who he really is. He could be anyone. He could be you. Are you him? Would you even know if you were? You would not, because no one knows who he is, even him/you.

Black Ops is wanted in 27 counties, has supposedly committed theft and petty larceny on multiple scales, is suspected of dozens of terrorist web site designs, is connected with multiple assassinations of squirrels in the local park, and has slept with a half-dozen lonely moms (and one rather insistent dad, though he denies that entirely and says it's untrue that he has gone back to "daddy" four times since).

He is rumoured to have been trained by the world's greatest thieves, assassins, and playground bullies. He has allegedly mastered over 100 forms of combat and seduction. He is notorious for loud swearing when even the sllightest bit annoyed. His name is always in bold font. He is: Black Ops.

The only person who can be far more dangerous than him is Lazer.