Blitz

Harry Jaximoff is a close partner of Hanson Harold (also known as Bulk), and he happened to have been caught in the same explosion as his fellow scientest (poor guy was just eating his chalupa).

Post lab accident, he found that he can rapidly shift his molecules to go at blazing speeds and he is also able to reduce his friction. From that day forward, he was known as Blitz!!!1

Jaximoff discovered that this made his morning commute to work much easier because he no longer needed a car (and that accursed freeway is always slow -- IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, GRANDMA!), but this left his wife quite dissatisfied, so she divorced him and moved in with the UPS guy. Jaximoff is now driven to prove his worth to himself, so he used his science knowledges to build a giant hamster wheel which he runs on eight hours a night to power a giant neon sign that reads, "Margie I never stopped loving you come back plaese." Yes, the sign is misspelled. He's a scientist, not a copy editor.