Crashman

Crashman started life as a crash-test dummy. He was made in a factory in Ames, Iowa, by a hardworking factory-worker who put in long hours at the factory. But then he took his crash test dummy home with him, and together they watched Mythbusters.

When the dummy saw Buster and all the amazing science he could do, he dedicated his life to becoming animate and doing awesome science. He took the name Crashman. Sadly, he is just a dummy, and cannot become animate, and cannot do awesome science. But at least he's not in the factory any more and at least he's trying to be a good person.