Ultra-Men

The Ultra-Men are triplet sisters named Maci, Daisy, and Lou. Their parents were scientists on assignment in Antartica, but their father one day said he was going to the store for cigarettes and never returned, then their mother vanished, because she was a figment of their collective imagination.

They have the amazing powers to grow beards and watch football* for hours on end. They also have a very active collective imagination, which allows them to fight crime while together. But if they become seperated, they get depressed and can't talk about it so they're just going to lock themselves in the bathroom for a while and why can't you leave them alone?


 * Australian football.  They love it.  It's a southern hemisphere thing.