Powerdon

Once, he was the don of an all-goats boarding school. He took in young goats who were straying from the flock and he taught them the ways of the world. But when his brother-in-law was killed by Lazer for being boring, he decided to take revenges on a world that has Lazer in it.

So instead of teaching his goats how to be nice and not eat hats, he taught them how to have super powers, including radioactive hooves and extra-pointy beards. He changed his name (his original name has been lost to Time, because Time is a very good poker player and has taken many original names from unsuspecting marks) to Powerdon and leads his army of super-powered goats to march on any open field they choose. He even lets them eat hats nowadays, that's how much he doesn't care, until Lazer shows up.