Jeff the Man

Purdy Pie was a gorilla at the Fresno Zoo. After a well-intentioned child fed him an experimental chili dog* through the cage, Purdy Pie slowly became more intelligent and grew in awareness of evil in the hearts of men. Finally one day, he decided he did not wish to stay and be ogled by these horrible creatures any longer, and turned on a keeper, ripping the unsuspecting intern apart with brute force.

Purdy Pie plucked the nametag from the corpse's uniform and applied it to his own chest, changing his name to match the name of his first victim: Jeff. He decided he would also match the evil he saw among men and took the name Jeff the Man, and began a life of crime and feces-throwing.


 * there is much debate over whether the chili was experimental or the dog was.  Either way, Jeff the Man ate it all.  And liked it.